February 2011
1 post
Feb 15th
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October 2010
1 post
We Didn't Start the Fire or Burning Man
DR Hertz: you know the saying "light a fire under someone's ass"?
MF Power: yep
DR Hertz: my friend just said "light a fire in his ass"
MF Power: ouch!
Oct 21st
September 2010
1 post
1 tag
Sep 17th
August 2010
4 posts
2 tags
Aug 24th
Remember When
Tumblr was fun?
Aug 11th
2 tags
News Flash: Your Employees are Wasting Time on the... →
courtenaybird: The reality, of course, is that human beings will find ways to waste time regardless of whether or not they have Internet access, and regardless of whether they even have a computer on their desks. Daydreaming while looking out the office window has probably eaten up trillions of dollars worth of productive work-time as well, but no one calculates the economic cost of windows or...
Aug 10th
2 notes
“Your kids are beautiful! They don’t look asian at all!”
– Overheard from one employee to another about their kids. I’m not sure if I’d be flattered, offended or both.
Aug 6th
July 2010
1 post
2 tags
Jul 30th
June 2010
14 posts
1 tag
Jun 30th
2 tags
Well Fuck, with FaceTime, I've always got to have...
Jun 24th
1 tag
If I take a pic with my iPhone, zoom in on the...
Jun 22nd
5 tags
Apple's Strategy
Release software updates that make existing hardware seem slow, while adding features that should have already been present. At the same time, release new hardware that can actually handle the software updates. Repeat yearly. Profit.
Jun 22nd
1 note
1 tag
Small People? Really BP?
By small people, are you refering to North Koreans? If so, wrong body of water. Try the Gulf of Tonkin.
Jun 17th
1 tag
On North Korea Scoring
M.F. Power: North Korea Scores!!!!
D.R. Hertz: woooo
Jun 15th
2 tags
Apparently North Korean Fans are Really Just...
No, all Asians DO NOT look alike thank you very much
Jun 15th
3 tags
On World Cup Commentary
M.F. Power: you've seen trainspotting right? you know how they're speaking english, but you can't understand them? The guy doing the color commentary is just like that
D.R. Hertz: haha i saw snatch
M.F. Power: woah...TMI!
D.R. Hertz: you are just jealous
Jun 15th
1 tag
If I was rich and bored, I'd buy an Austin powers...
Jun 8th
Jun 4th
1 note
I wanted to add Peter Nguyen to the...
Jun 4th
4 tags
Business Success Tip #56
If you truly want to be successful in your career, two words: multitask! For example, say that you’re an expert in, oh, Search Engine Marketing. If you’re ever in a bored meeting talking about Search Engine Marketing, pretend to look busy by bringing your laptop along. Don’t stop there, talk to your friends. Ask them if any of them need any advice on how to succeed in Search...
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
1 tag
BP Puts Cap Over Oil Gush →
That’s like saying, “baby … I’ll put on my condom AFTER I’m done!”
Jun 4th
May 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Ride a Bike
If you’re sad cause you have nothing to do in 30 mins, get a life. Or an ipad.
May 26th
1 tag
Coffee Exchange
Co-Worker: I'm drinking all the coffee I made for you.
M.F. Power: Is there a way to make that sound more manly?
Co-Worker: I'm pouring down hot, brown liquid in to my mouth.
M.F. Power: That's much worse!
May 25th
1 tag
Typos - A Greek God?
D.R. Hertz: have you heard discovery?
M.F. Power: TV?
D.R. Hertz: http://dscvry.net/ carby my fav song
D.R. Hertz: 6 starts out like erasuer re damn these typos tyops
M.F. Power: typos is a greek word for fat fingers
D.R. Hertz: lol god of fat fingers
May 21st
April 2010
4 posts
4 tags
The fat lady sings. →
Apr 14th
1 tag
Apr 7th
tedr*tumblr: Oh, Tumblr.... →
spytap: mikehudack: I just noticed for $5 bucks tumblr will promote your blog icon along with 24 others in a 200px box. This is on top of last week’s new revenue scheme of selling pretty blog templates for $9/mo. Oh, tumblr… Look tumblr I love ya, and I 110% feel the pressure you’re under to generate revenue and… I’m not necessarily endorsing Ted’s view here, but I think he does have a...
Apr 1st
47 notes
2 tags
Verizon to Carry iPhone?
An insider from Apple short of Steve himself indicated that a CDMA version of the iPhone will soon be developed and distributed through Verizon, thus ending its exclusivity with AT&T. Many argue that this is a hoax due to immense amount of advertising spend by Verizon poking fun at the iPhone. Verizon claims that this is more a jab at the network, AT&T, as opposed to the phone itself. See...
Apr 1st
March 2010
6 posts
1 tag
Earth Day 2011
Earth Day 2011 proposal, let’s slow down gas emissions by making sure no one farts for an hour. Join me?
Mar 28th
1 tag
Mar 25th
1 tag
The most fun you will have today. →
Click and drag, throw them in the air.  Thank us later.
Mar 25th
What's the Longest URL? →
Good question. Here’s our answer!
Mar 24th
Mar 19th
1,464 notes
1 tag
Mar 17th
February 2010
8 posts
Feb 26th
Feb 18th
88 notes
If you've ever received a "J" email  →
Feb 17th
Feb 10th
Lyons Has Seen the Google Buzz. Lyons is Not...
roomthily: newsweek: His take: Why, Google? Why take a perfectly wonderful email system and pollute it by adding a zillion new things to it? I’m not looking for more clutter in my life. I’m looking for less. At the launch event some Google exec claimed Buzz is a way to “find the signal in the social neworking noise,” but to me it just looks like Google is adding to the noise. Why does Buzz...
Feb 10th
35 notes
3 tags
Feb 10th
2 tags
Intel, Micron announce 25nm NAND flash production →
marco: You’ve probably glossed over the boring headline and aren’t even reading this, but it’s a lot more important than it sounds for the computer industry and computer users. This is the tipping point for SSDs to become mainstream. Currently, good SSDs (the bad, cheaper ones generally aren’t worth buying) are small and expensive. Intel’s excellent X25-M series, the gold standard, is about...
Feb 9th
3 tags
Save Banker Dave →
If you really want to support this guy, I propose that we all Google Image Search Miranda Kerr from work today.  I know I already did.
Feb 4th
January 2010
26 posts
1 tag
iPad, Maxi Pad, whatever it's called
Do you know how dirty this thing could get? It’s hard enough to put that screen protector on the iPhone…let alone this thing? It’d take 3 of my friends just to put that damn thing on.
Jan 27th
4 tags
Now that NOLA is in the superbowl for the first time in, like, ever…it’s time to go have some fun. If you find your self in a local pub watching the big game, everytime NOLA scores a touchdown, people from the “who dat” nation will yell out, “who dat!” This is where you come in. Make sure to correct everyone and say, “no, no…it’s who is that,...
Jan 27th
Jan 25th
WHO IS THAT!!!!!!
Jan 25th
WHO IS THAT
NOLA
Jan 25th
1 tag
WHO IS THAT!!!
Jan 25th
WHO IS THAT!!!
Jan 25th